i am going to be kidnapped... now.

Yes. I am feigning a kidnapping. That way, when I get back and don't have my 5 page or 1.5 page papers that are due on Friday, my teachers won't care. Instead, they will give me A's without the paper just to applaud my incredible bravery and strength that made themselves apparent in surviving such a tragic, traumatic ordeal. Dang, this is a good idea. Why haven't I been kidnapped before now? Clearly, I am not enjoying working. But things are about to get better as Julie Ann gets here in 2 hours and 20 minutes. Holler. I have to get back to work, but I do have a quick story from this morning. I get up to take a shower. Here in my shower, the shower head is not attached to the wall. It's one of those ones that's able to be removed from the wall. However, the little wall-attacher thing has been broken and Maria doesn't care to replace it, so showers are done with shower-head-in-hand. Mildly awkward, but whatever. Today, I turn on the water and begin showering, and all of a sudden, the thing where the water comes out with all the little holes FLIES OFF! It drops to the floor and makes a loud noise and I yell really loud. So, I am sure Maria woke up. Then, I spent the next 10 minutes trying to reattach it unsuccessfully. Of course, nothing works for me. So I finish my shower by literally just using the broken shower head to pour water on me. Yay for now water pressure. Then, I haphazardly reattach the shower head thingie and leave the bathroom. I have spent the last 6 hours praying that Maria will think it is her fault when she turns the shower on. That way, I will wake up tomorrow with all 10 toes. Cause I have this feeling that if she blames me, I can kiss my big toe goodbye. So... we shall see tomorrow. Ok, back to work.