están aquí.

The kids are here. Praise the Lord, cause camp happens to be relatively empty without children. Go figure. Well, things have gotten off to quite a start. Umm... I have 30 children. Two of them are six years old. This is going to be incredible. My staff is the best in camp, no questions asked. They are really good with children. Hallelujah. I would just like us to note that both Tim Schneiders and I wore New Balances AAAAAAAAND tall socks. If you want to criticize my tall socks, you can back the heck off. Cause we dominate. My family got here today. There are 9 of us at Camp Ridgecrest for Boys this session. You may be wondering, is this the start of a Corbett dynasty? The answer is a firm yes. And I just used the word firm. Whatever. We took a big picture with the whole fam... we are an obnoxious Lebanese family. I love it. I mean, nothing has really happened for me to mock yet, so I can't really be that funny yet. But I can tell you one thing. Judging by the campers, there will be stories a-plenty. Fear not. That's all for now.

P.T.L.